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For some reasons reminds me of: [link]

Digital collage made by edvard derkert 2012
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:iconmanuduf:
manuduf Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Superbe
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:iconderkert:
derkert Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2013
many mercies!
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:iconiram:
iram Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2012
a horned man... :)
great work!
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:iconderkert:
derkert Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2012
Another minotaur maybe,,,,,,he thanks you kindly!
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:iconaudreysmith:
audreysmith Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Nice one!
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:iconderkert:
derkert Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2012
merci audrey!
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alisinwonder Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2012
does it improve the thinking, replacing the brain with the balls? i trust you to have done some scientific experiments on the issue. and .... how does it looks underneath , under the pants :confused: ( it's a purely scientific question, of course)
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:iconderkert:
derkert Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2012
His thinking is fine but single minded. Only one (1) thing!
The lower region sports no balls at all, Just two small wooden boxes filled with answers to
pertinent questions like these. Comes in handy though!
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alisinwonder Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2012
single minded duplicated - that must be the logic then :? :?
it's very interesting with things one doesn't understand :P
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:iconderkert:
derkert Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2012
double single mindedness!
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:iconalisinwonder:
alisinwonder Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2012
yeah!
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:iconbymano:
bymano Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2012
hmmm heavy duplicitous mind
are you sure he not should stay upside-down?!
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:iconderkert:
derkert Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2012
he will have his fall, dont you worry, as all men!
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:iconbymano:
bymano Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2012
:giggle:
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:icondjailledie:
djailledie Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
He is screwed!
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:iconderkert:
derkert Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2012
totally balled out!
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:iconmorgondotter:
morgondotter Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2012
helt enkelt
jättefin
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:iconderkert:
derkert Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2012
Tack. Fick du min inbjudan till baren? Förresten när du är på Liljeholmen för sjukgymnastik, kan jag hämta dig så kan vi ta en fika in min ateljé! Lätt som en plätt!
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morgondotter Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2012
ja tack för inbjudan
borta på middag
och en dator som just nu är i händerna på supporten
räknar med att det fixar sig i morgon
den hänger sig och måste tvångsavslutas ofta
det låter fint med din atelje´
det gör jag gärna
tror du min elmoppe kommer in?
om, kan vi ta vilken dag som helst
den här veckan är lite kinkig - men nästa
vi hörs om det
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:iconderkert:
derkert Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2012
Hej. Komma in?!

Inga trappor, dörrbredd ytterdörr 100 cm, in i atelje ca 90 cm? Vad tror du, tänkte mest på din rullis.

Hoppas du kan komma över och in och att din dator tar sig. Min dog för ett tag sen. Men det löste sig jag lät bygga ihop en ny av två gamla.
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morgondotter Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2012
ge mig adressen och jag tar en taxi dit
inte idag
men nog i nästa vecka
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:iconderkert:
derkert Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2012
Jag tänkte så här: När du är färdig med sjukgympa kommer jag och hämtar dig! Bara en tanke!

Adressen är Lövholmsbrinken 2A. Men hör av dig innan – så jag är här!
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morgondotter Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2012
jag hör av mig i god tid
det skall bli mycket spännande att besöka din atelje´
ha det bra så länge
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derkert Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2012
Äsch – det är inte alls spännande! Men du är så välkommen!

edvard
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Tordo Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
He literally can think things twice.
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:iconderkert:
derkert Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2012
yes. yes.
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:iconrichardleach:
RichardLeach Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2012   Traditional Artist
Great looking, whimsical but weird - nice work.
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:iconderkert:
derkert Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2012
merci man!
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:iconfalsemaria:
FalseMaria Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2012
Looks like an illustration to a Victorian guide entitled "Strange Peoples Of The World".
Number 34...An inhabitant of the Ballearics(sic).Now extinct.
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:iconderkert:
derkert Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2012
A bit top heavy! Yes!
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:iconfalsemaria:
FalseMaria Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2012
Yes..exposed and top heavy.Not a good combination.
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:iconlauratringaliholmes:
LauraTringaliHolmes Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2012
Gorgeous outfit goes well with the headgear. This is a very fetching piece!
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:iconderkert:
derkert Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2012
The suit belonged to one of Swedens most well known painters Anders Zorn.

Thanks Laura!
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DasGhul Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2012   General Artist
This is ME.
I am THINKING right now.
This is your world in which we grow.
And we will grow to hate you.
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derkert Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2012
Oh! Hope you are not right!
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DasGhul Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2012   General Artist
I hope so too.
But admittedly, I don't even remember why I put that quote just here.
So maybe I am wrong... :fear:
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:iconsycamores-and-cedars:
The diagnosis is ... hyperplasia. :juggle:
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:iconderkert:
derkert Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2012
Sounds super malignant. Dear doctor Frank will it get better?
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:iconsycamores-and-cedars:
No better, no worse ... only bigger. Not fatal, but it becomes much more difficult to keep the balls up in the air. It could result in falling balls syndrome ... like Galileo experienced.
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derkert Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2012
Too big balls – too little brain activty. Is there a connection? So they will fall; the original sin; big balls.

Balls can be good – but in the right places.
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:iconsycamores-and-cedars:
Well, perhaps the size of the balls will progress slowly. That would allow the subject a gradual transition from ping pong, to billiards, to bowling and so on. But immovable balls is still a possible outcome. That would mean that a life in the circus would be impossible. The best that he might hope for would be a life as a popular roadside attraction near a well-used highway.

As to your comment about the connection between brains and balls ... while there have been anecdotal accounts of such a connection, I maintain serious doubts about the existence of such a thing. True men of science realize that brains and balls parted company far back in the mists of time. The existential reality is that we must somehow cobble together a life with brains and balls that have little to do with each other. But I do agree with your conclusion, balls can be good!
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derkert Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2012
Balls can be used in pens, in ball bearings, in eyes etc. And therefore good! Yes in balls we trust and believe!

Some think with theirs dicks and then the balls might be connected to the thinking. What does Dr Frank say?

Big Balled Edward the roadside attraction: thanks. but no thanks. I think I rather withdraw from this cruel world.

Edvard the Stylite!
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:iconsycamores-and-cedars:
Ah, so it's the life of an ascetic for you! Perhaps your balls will lead you to serenity and wisdom. :meditation:
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:iconsycamores-and-cedars:
Bollocks! Another page from the book of side effects ...
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:iconderkert:
derkert Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2012
balls without chains though! Could be worse!
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:iconsycamores-and-cedars:
Yes, but a ball on a stalk is perilously close to a ball-in-claw condition!
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:iconderkert:
derkert Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2012
Just got over my heart dysfunction and now my picture have a very bad prognosis; Ball in claw!
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:iconsycamores-and-cedars:
Well, a heart problem is simple when measured against a problem with one's balls! I'm afraid that the patient might require reassignment surgery. It would be a most difficult process, but the patient might find a better life as a piano stool or coffee table. But, as there are two balls involved, I suggest that you seek a second opinion.
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derkert Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2012
As a piano stool I guess four balls could works as wheels. So do you have some extra balls to fit in
just behind the others. But maybe a coffee table would be nicer – I dont want other peoples behind on top of me!
My own would be OK – but is, I guess, impossible?!
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:iconsycamores-and-cedars:
With the help of a skilled surgeon, one can hope.
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